E tukur tukur ka dekh rahe ho!! #pk

6:00 am : "Who wakes up at 6:00am, well i do!!"

Started from my place towards GODhbunder road, driving my mom to a place somewhere in Mira road bhyandar where every year one babaji comes for a grand satsang and lakhs of people show up to witness the event #NeedToFindOutWhy. Its more of Apple's WWDC or Google's I/O but..... no webcast, can you beat that!! (If someone reading this blog, can share, if there is any specific reason why its not available online or not telecasted on tv, then my old lady would have stayed back at home and witnessed the event with all prathishta) .For few its more of Tomorrowland (not for partying), to stay there, helping organising the event and majority of the people travel by some means, creating hell lot of pollution n traffic. I feel pity for elderly people travelling all the way to attend the event again if its been telecasted by some mean even on radio it will be so helpful why such a monopoly!!

So I am at this 'GOD'bhunder road half asleep half ready to sleep and there are all Schumacher's and Alonso's on the road driving as if they are in featured in some fast and furious movie (most of the vehicles being from kalyan and ulhasnagar as it can be clearly indicated by vehicle number). Somehow we managed to reach and mum settled in for satsang and I roamed around thinking why people come here and does god exists and many questioned followed by till I settled in my car.

7:15 am : "who sleeps at 7:15 am, well I do!!"

So I am in my car having my breakfast and saviour of my Boredom was the driver of adjacent SUV watching #pk. Just imagine, I had seen Happy Ending , I have also seen John Wick most your mite not even know if such movie exists,but for pk didn't had company due to mid life crisis #MidLifeCrisis (my next blog story coming soon to your nearest browser ;) ). So finally got a company to watch #pk with and more then company the location was of much higher significance. People inside listening to godly words and me out side laughing at the examples given by pk .

11:00 am: "Riding back home"

So my mind started comparing!!
Analogies:
Pk's baba: it had a baba dressed up all white.
Live Babaji: also dressed in white.

Pk's baba: baba used to talk to god over some wireless communication #WrongNumber
Live Bababji: Mom says, he also talks to god and also guides us to how we can communicate with god again via some wireless communication.

Pk's baba: baba had many followers. at least this baba had a remote control to space ship
Live Babaji: has many followers. Dont knw d reason y!!

Pk: pk being atheist.
Me: being atheist

N in no time thoughts switched to....

Pk: has a spaceship
Me: :( no spaceship

Pk: had six pack abs even after eating so many pans #calories
Me: ;( pls dont ask #GalaxyIsNotFair

Pk: got to meet anushka sharma.
Me: even I want to me meet my fav childhood cartoon #donald

Pk: had duniya bhar ka free time to travel India.
Me: haven't stepped out of mumbai. :(

Pk: had super powers of reading everyone's mind
Me: #GodIsSoUnfair with e gola ka people #bhihnglish

And most important of .....
Humka pk ka gola par jaat aahe...aur uka ekahi kaaran hai ....abhayi tak toh tohar samaj aai gaya hoga!! ;)

**All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.**

#NoSocioJan day 4,5,6

Seems like weekends r more busier then weekdays, then too people wait for weekends how contradictory!! Phew!!

So got acclimatized to #NoSocioJan and now it seems I can  complete it without any hiccups, so let's get these blogs put to some use for some stories(will give it a try) than my day to day struggle of quitting social networking.(well it was pretty simple)

Before switching the purpose of the blog few positives and negatives of #NoSocioJan :

#1
+ you get to know who all are actually close to you.
- Depression!! When u come to know no one is close to u :P (not in my case!! Thanks Govinda, if u reading this ;) )

#2
+ you save plenty of time
- you have to figure out what to do with so much time.

#3
+ you get to enjoy vintage service of SMS increasing your vocab and precise writing
- it costs u a bit (they should make SMS free now)

#4
+ No more whatsapp forwards and Facebook's like,share and comment particular stuff.
- u can miss some updates or info about events like bdays etc etc.

#5
+ you get to spend time with your family.
- you may end up spending whole time with your family :P

So the bottom line its fun experimenting it.

See you at stories!!

#NoSocioJan Day 2 and Day 3

      Post the newness of first day as part of something new, it was fun, but to go long for 31 days is kind of addict in a rehab :P #JustExaggerating . Its damm easy just go ahead and uninstall all the apps.

p.s: It took kind of years of training and hard work to gather all the potential to do it. ;)

Only thing i miss is... Since you have landed on my blog and i assume you have lot of vella (spare) time, let me explain u in just a small gist :

There are some great sayings in the world by great people like
 "Make hay when the sun shines",
 "Strike hard when the iron is hot",
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade out of it"

But no Instead of following these great English proverbs i followed our desi hindi proverb i.e.
"Apne pair ke kulhadi marna!!" (digging my own grave)

So in the era of Alia bhatt's and Karishma tanna's, I found a very smart,witty friend with great sense of humor and the next thing i did is quit chatting #NoSocioJan #Bravo :P

Apart from that there is plenty of time(after reading all the shit you guys must have imagined how much time i am talking about :P ), I have started planning and doing things which were in lying in the bucket list for a long time. Lets get all the stuff to the closure after all we get one life for all the experimenting. #Philosophical.


**All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.**

#NoSocioJan Day 1

Just for the Background: Just for the sake of experiment gave up all the social chatting and networking apps like fb,watsapp, twitter and instagram(used only these 4 :P).

Day 1: A nice feeling of calmness and quietness, had a lot of time for myself. Even got time to write my first ever blog post Yay!!. Though had a glance over my phone few odd number of times but this feeling will sink away.

There was a great sense of happiness and a wide smile on the face when a friend, as promised, for supporting me on #NoSocioJan, gave a miss call, reminded me the days  in early 2005's. Just missing the lols n fun chats with her.

So far so good, let's see how well does the other 30 days go by.

P.s. there are no SMS packs available on Vodafone Mumbai :(